A couple of years ago I stopped making New Year's Resolutions. I figured it was kind of pointless since I never actually followed through with my resolutions (in fact, by about Jan 4th or 5th I wasn't even be able to remember what they were). However, I think it is time to return to this time-honored tradition.
So . . .
I hereby resolve:
1 - To not do drugs. Bad, bad, bad.
2 - To go on a date at least once a month. Once a month isn’t too much to ask is it. I can do it, I know I can.
3 - To not say “shut-up” to my students. I did it once last year, but I promise it won’t happen this year (and don’t worry, I gave extra credit to the class in which I said “shut up”).
4 - To not lose all my hair (this might prove to be more difficult than resolution number two).
5 - To not be the worst dance on my dance team this year when we go to Europe (Croatia, Slovenia, and Germany are this years’ destination by the way).
6 - To do as little manual labor as humanly possible (this might be somewhat problematic since Speedy Dub is on his mission and he was the one who did all the real work around here, but I’m awfully good at faking a sudden attack of Cholera).
7 - To not get any fatter. I can barely get through the door these days since I’m so unskinnified. More running, less eating, that’s the key.8 - To watch more of the Cosby Show. I'm addicted.
And I wish you all a nice New Year