Saturday, January 10, 2009

You know, I started out writing these things every Monday, but somewhere along the line I got my days mixed up. So, I apologize to all of you who are offended by me writing on a Saturday instead of a Monday.

- My head aches. I’ve been grading for the last five million hours. Grading is the one element of teaching that I don’t like (well, sometimes I don’t really like the teaching part either, but that depends on the day).

- Today was my career debut as a fifth grade boys basketball coach. We got demolished. But don’t worry, there’s always next week (and maybe then we’ll even get to double digits).

- I’m 27. You’d think by this age I’d be able to talk to girls to whom I’m attracted without feeling/looking/talking like an idiot. But no. I saw this girl this week and after I was done talking to her I wanted to go stick my head in a hole. BUT . . . I watched Beauty and Beast today and it gave me hope.

- Guess what, I asked a girl on a date this week. She was busy (at least that’s what she said), but I asked. Good huh. So now I don’t have to ask again until February (I know some of you are saying to yourselves that my New Year’s Resolution was to GO on a date once a month, but what you don’t know is that there was actually an addendum which I didn’t post on this here web log which stated that asking was just as good as going . . . so there).

- Not only did I ask a girl on a date, but I also went to a party. True I only lasted about one hour, but I went and that’s really saying something.

- Just to clear up some rumors, I will never, ever cheer for the University of Utah (i.e. Babylon). I don’t care whom they’re playing, or who’s on their team, or anything. To cheer for them is to abandon everything I stand for.

- Kurt Warner is rad. So is Donovan McNabb. Ben Roethlisberger is not. Neither is Eli Manning (although his brother Payton most surely is).

Adieu

4 comments:

Davison Family said...

Hey good job in at least asking, that can take a lot-I say it's okay if you wait until February. About the acting etc. like an idiot part I think we judge ourselves to hard and really the other person did not think you were a complete idiot. Hang in there, just remember you still have time to be younger than me when you get married.

The Montaño’s said...

You will NEVER cheer for the U? Even when they deserve it? Oh come on, don't get on your BYU high horse. Many great people have attended and graduated from that schoool and that was an amazing game! Be man enough to admit at least that Skinny, come on! I have a LOT of respect for you, but come on. Let's be real here...

The Montaño’s said...

ps, how many times can you say "Come On" in a paragraph? Let's have a competition...

Stephen said...

where do you get the authority? huh? that's what i want to know.