Hello. I will write.
What I learned from various sources over the last couple of months:
. . . from Gilmore Girls—Smooth guys are morons (examples: Jess, Dean, Max, Christopher, etc.) whereas awkward guys are awesome (examples: Luke, Zach, Kirk, Marty, yes, especially Marty).
. . . from The Fox and the Hound—Don’t become friends with dogs.
. . . from Jeopardy—I am not smart. But a lot of people on Jeopardy aren’t particularly smart either. In fact it’s sometimes kind of embarrassing.
. . . from We Bought a Zoo—Even movies with ridiculous names can be good.
. . . from the Republican Primaries—Stay away from Tea Partyists. Anyone who backs the Newt can’t be trusted.
. . . from the Goshe—Drinkable water is highly overrated.
. . . from the NFL—Make sure you have a good field goal kicker. They’re pretty useless for 99 percent of the game, but that one percent, boy is it important.
. . . from the Mrs.—The key to happiness is learning to do the dishes.
. . . from A Farewell to Arms—Don’t ever read books by Ernest Hemingway. Ever. Unless you want to be depressed out of your mind.
. . . from the NBA—People are crazy. Don’t complain about people making a lot of money when you’re the one giving them the money.
. . . from coaching—Winning isn’t nearly as exciting as losing is painful.
. . . from living in Utah—Always have two things in your car: a winter coat and suntan lotion.
And that’s all.