Saturday, September 25, 2010

Dear Children,

  1. My brother came off his mission on Thursday. Do you know what one of the first things he said to me was? “You sure do have less hair than you did two years ago.”
  2. With my loss of hair and advancing age I really do need to get married here pretty quickly.
  3. Course, that means I’ll have to get over my fear of cooties which is much easier said than done.
  4. I’m so excited for the General Conference. I think that even if I weren’t Mormonified I would still enjoy listening to Elder Holland, President Eyring, and President Uchtdorf.
  5. I really, really like eating at McDonalds.

And that’s all


The Montaño’s said...

So you promised pictures. Is that all your promises mean? Hmmm...... disapointing.

Randalls said...

Aren't you aware that 'cooties' are the number one leading cause of hair loss?