This week the Mrs. and I went to the District (for you
uneducated people, that’s Washington D.C.).
I learned/observed the following:
1.
The Washington Wizards are not good. In fact, they’re painfully ungood.
2.
The last Twilight Movie is actually very
enjoyable (much more enjoyable than watching a Wizards game for example). If I had to rate the movies, it would be as
follows
a.
Eclipse
b.
Breaking Dawn part two
c.
Twilight
d.
Breaking Dawn part one
e.
New Moon
3.
Not to stereotype, but compared to just about
every other race, white people come off as pretty grumpy and/or ornery (unless
they’re drunk). I wonder why that is.
4.
After seeing all the exhibits, etc. I decided
that the U.S. of A. really isn’t that bad, even if most Utah Republicans are
convinced that our government is going to collapse in the next week or so.
5.
I cannot believe how many museum displays have
Richard Nixon in them. That dude is one
popular guy.
6.
Speaking of popular, I fail to understand why
JFK was so popular. I really wonder if
the only reason he is so well-known is because he was shot.
7.
The Mrs. is amazing. She basically planned and organized the whole
trip. If it were left up to me, I don’t
think we would have even made it to the aeroport
8.
My favorite places (in order)
a.
Our breakfast buffet every morning
b.
The Capitol building
c.
Arlington National Cemetery
d.
The Newseum
e.
Smithsonian American History Museum (except for
about half the museum was under renovation which was sad).
9.
Pretty sure the National Archives had the best
gift shop.
And that’s all.